If you’re traveling down to spectate or compete at the Boneo Classic this coming weekend, you might be planning on visiting some of the utterly divine local attractions on the Mornington Peninsula. Read More
Riders and romance. Horses and deals. Drama and dreams. Welcome to the first season of Australia's only equestrian themed soap opera. Soap EQ follows the adventures of the young and talented show jumper and track work rider, Charlotte Delaney. If you want to know what it's really like to aim for the top of the sport, then Soap EQ is for you.
In September of 2017, I was sipping coffee at an indoor play centre in Mornington, 25% frazzled, surrounded by over excited toddlers when out of the blue Cassie Palm turned to me and said “Rob’s going to ring up about that horse today.” Me “Wot horse?” Cassie “Niki Rose’s horse Walter. The one he and Mike were talking about on Friday.” Me “???” Read More
2017 will go down in history, as the year I made the Pilgrimage. The year I journeyed to the land of fast cars and glorious horses, the year, I went to GERMANY. My long suffering friend (LSF) and I touched down at Dusseldorf Airport after a gruelling +++ hours in Qantas Economy Class. Me; “Errmerrgerrd, we’re in GERMANY!” LSF; “Yep.” Me; “What side of the road to they drive on?” LSF; “The other side.” Me; “Errmerrgerrd, doesn’t everyone drive really fast over here?” Read More
If you know me, you will know that Dressage and Jumping with the Stars is my favourite show on the calendar. Every year, Katie and I go to watch the young horse classes, sit with a champers and pick our diamond in the rough. You know, the horse that doesn’t quite jump out at you on the page and/or isn’t quite produced enough and gets passed over by the judges. Chapel House Cougar anyone???The appearance of such a horse is met with much excitement/clinking of glasses/general applause from our corner and for us, it’s not really about the horse that wins, it’s more about the one we think everybody missed.
Although I am not entirely without my own ambition, for me Grand Prix dressage is basically, a SPECTATOR SPORT. Historically, during selection years, as far as our top competitors and combinations are concerned, I like many of us, don’t have the opportunity to spectate at shows in Europe. So it seems as though all the action happens MILES away and the spectating is only for officials and like, posh and fancy people and I’m stuck in the rain, in Melbourne, in Winter and I’m like, trudging through the mud and FML and so much MELODRAMAH right now. WINE. Read More
There are lots of ways to become a Princess. You could be born one, you could marry a Prince, alternatively, you could PROCLAIM yourself to be one as you pitch your dressage whip across the tack room BUT as Zara Phillips has shown us, there’s only one way to become a four-star eventer, and that is to RIDE. It’s Melbourne 3 Day Event this weekend so TALLY HOH BITCHES!
Oh the places we have been! In the last few weeks, we’ve travelled back through time to the 2014 Alltech World Equestrian Games and we’ve seen the brilliance and glamour that was the Charlotte Dujardin Masterclass. Where to next, I hear you ask? Well dear readers, I’d like to introduce you to someone special. She’s tucked away in our own backyard, Langwarrin South to be precise. She’s training for Tokyo on a horse called Mogelvangs Zidane and her name is Emma Booth. Read More
Around Christmas time, Katie and I decided that we had better get organised and buy tickets to see Charlotte Dujardin OBE, whom I personally like to think of as Charlotte Dujardin CDU -Commander of the Dressage Universe. We briefly considered tickets for the VET (very expensive ticket) section but since those tickets were going to be $USD which = $AUD??? we thought better of it and decided to just spend $AUD??? on a couple of cheap seats instead. Read More
Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it, showing is not for the faint hearted, in fact, I think showing is actually SUPER HARD. However, one thing I do realise, is that my reasons for thinking along these lines, may not be the reasons you imagine. So, in honour of the great Australian pass-time that is showing horses, behold, the top 5 reasons why I think showing is harder than ANY OTHER HORSE SPORT ON THE PLANET; Read More